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View Article  Episode 38
I don't know why I have this blog, I never get round to writing anything, either I'm much too busy or I'm a fucking idiot.... you choose.
Anyway, I didn't make it to Iain Lee's Live Shindiggery last Tuesday because of work and I was really pissed off as I was hoping to meet Iain and all the gang of nutters, either I'm much too busy or I'm a fucking idiot.... you choose.
What may or may not be good news is that Episode 38 of The Basil Bottler Show is now available on itunes and elsewhere, if it's not very good, that'll be because either I'm much too busy or I'm a fucking idiot.... you choose.

Love
Basil.
 
View Article  Ermm
I dont know why I have this blog, I cant really be bothered to write anything, never mind, I am now.... but not much.
I am working on episode 37 of The Basil Bottler Show, It should be out mid June.
Thats it, told you.

Love
Basil.
View Article  Episode 35
Episode 35 of  The Basil Bottler Show is out now.
It's the April 2009 Easter Special.

It was a bit of a rush getting the show done because I have been very busy and on Good Friday I'm off for a weeks holiday in Cornwall, so sorry if it's a bit shit. I did a 5 min stand up in a comedy club recently and although I shit myself and not many people laughed, I may well do another in the not too distant future. I have been calling in to various radio shows again lately, but I expect it will only be a short while before I get bored with doing it again.
The Basil Bottler Show - Episode 36 will hopefully be out in mid May.

Love Basil.

Does anyone read this bollocks?
View Article  Fucking Genius.
I have been working on my anti-comedy comedy podcast for quite a while and will soon be releasing episode 34.  The Basil Bottler Show was reviewed on an American podcast review show called That Podcast Show and did not go down very well, they slagged it off.  I am wondering if my attempts at anti-comedy comedy are just not funny, or is it genius of such magnitude that most human brains cannot comprehend it... Yeah, it's that... Genius,  fuck em.

Love
Basil.

Here you can here them slagging me off
http://www.blubrry.com/player/?p=4455
View Article  fuck it
Some days I begin to write a blog, but as soon as I start, I think, fuck it... This is one.





View Article  Pointless?
Writing this blog seems a bit pointless really, a bit like talking to yourself, maybe It's the second sign of madness.
I had no work at all last week because of the snow and also because no one wanted me, but fortunately I managed to win enough money at Kempton races to pay the bills.
It's about time I started working on Episode 33 of The Basil Bottler Show, so today I will start writing the lyrics for a song that I've been thinking about, It will probably be called Jaws 3.
I have joined Twitter but so far it seems like a complete waste of time, I suppose I might change my mind about it, but I doubt it.
This week I received some nice comments from Watko and Gary on the excellent The Gary Show, which are mostly undeserved, although It does give encouragement and helps me to stop wondering if my podcasts are complete shit...  parts of them are a bit smelly.
Lastly, if any radio station bosses are reading this, please offer Iain Lee an afternoon show, lets say 3.30 - 6.30. He is far too good to be stuck with doing just Sunday night. So come on you fucking twats, pull your fingers out and smell the coffee??

That's it,
Love
Basil.


View Article  Episode 32
Today I released episode 32 of the basil bottler show, It was starting to drive me made so It's quite a relief that It's gone off to fend for Itself, although I don't fancy It's chances.
I've had a very busy past few days, my podcast show was featured on the Chris Reardon Podcast Show on Play Radio UK on Wednesday and was greeted with favourable comments which left me thinking, fuck my old boots, an Emmy cant be far off.
I have a lovely time this afternoon in the Cotswold's gambling at Cheltenham races and as soon as I have finished this griping and fascinating blog, I am off to see Iain Lee doing stand-up in my home town Bromley. I plan to sit quietly at the back because I wouldn't want the presence of a superstar like me putting him off. While enjoying the comedy, I plan to consume a variety of alcoholic beverages and with any luck I hope to finish the night by participating in some bedroom athletics with at least two beautiful, oiled up, bi-sexual Latino ladies, preferably three. Anyway, that's it, time to fuck off. Its all go.

Hope you enjoy episode 32,
Love Basil.




View Article  Happy New Year

What a year its been... a shit one, that's what.

Never mind, I am nothing if not an optimist (mostly nothing) so I'm expecting 2009 to be much better.

So right now I predict that by this time next year, I will have orbited the earth in my manure powered space rocket and The Basil Bottler Show will be No 1 in the itunes podcast comedy chart.

Happy New Year.

View Article  episode 31 the christmas special
It's out and It's long... yes I'm talking about my cock, but it also applies to episode 31 of the basil bottler show (christmas special).
It is a joint effort... Craig with the effort and me with the joint.
Thanks to Craig Williams for his contributions and help on this podcast.
Craig's own podcast can be found at http://www.craig.libsyn.com

Please subscribe/download the basil bottler show on itunes, I want to be in the itunes top 1000.

Merry Christmas
love basil.
View Article  episode 30 is out now
Episode 30 is out now.  Get it on itunes.

Thats it really, I'm not any good at this blog stuff.
I'm off tomorrow morning for a weeks holiday in Wales.

That really is it.
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View Article  Emergency interim podcast
Today, under torturous circumstances of enormous proportions, I have somehow managed to put out an emergency interim basil bottler show podcast.
I do not want to exaggerate, but the fact that I have done it is a fucking miracle.
To recover from the effort, I intend to advertise for three blonde swedish women to gang-bang me.

The basil bottler show (emergency interim podcast)
is available on itunes.
View Article  bollocks
Its all gone a bit shit.
I just started my website and this blog when all of a sudden my computer blew up, completely bollocked.
I'm not sure what this blog is for, how do I find out?

Episode 30 of the basil bottler show will be a bit delayed due to technical problems.

I'm on youtube playing the bongos.

Time for some trifle.

Over and out.
View Article  Conceited Twat
I have started my own website at  www.basilbottler.com
and this blog - what a conceited twat I am.