Some days I begin to write a blog, but as soon as I start, I think, fuck it... This is one.
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Sunday, February 8
Pointless?
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basil bottler
on Sun 08 Feb 2009 09:42 GMT
Writing this blog seems a bit pointless really, a bit like talking to yourself, maybe It's the second sign of madness.
I had no work at all last week because of the snow and also because no one wanted me, but fortunately I managed to win enough money at Kempton races to pay the bills. It's about time I started working on Episode 33 of The Basil Bottler Show, so today I will start writing the lyrics for a song that I've been thinking about, It will probably be called Jaws 3. I have joined Twitter but so far it seems like a complete waste of time, I suppose I might change my mind about it, but I doubt it. This week I received some nice comments from Watko and Gary on the excellent The Gary Show, which are mostly undeserved, although It does give encouragement and helps me to stop wondering if my podcasts are complete shit... parts of them are a bit smelly. Lastly, if any radio station bosses are reading this, please offer Iain Lee an afternoon show, lets say 3.30 - 6.30. He is far too good to be stuck with doing just Sunday night. So come on you fucking twats, pull your fingers out and smell the coffee?? That's it, Love Basil. Saturday, January 24
Episode 32
by
basil bottler
on Sat 24 Jan 2009 20:08 GMT
Today I released episode 32 of the basil bottler show, It was starting to drive me made so It's quite a relief that It's gone off to fend for Itself, although I don't fancy It's chances.
I've had a very busy past few days, my podcast show was featured on the Chris Reardon Podcast Show on Play Radio UK on Wednesday and was greeted with favourable comments which left me thinking, fuck my old boots, an Emmy cant be far off. I have a lovely time this afternoon in the Cotswold's gambling at Cheltenham races and as soon as I have finished this griping and fascinating blog, I am off to see Iain Lee doing stand-up in my home town Bromley. I plan to sit quietly at the back because I wouldn't want the presence of a superstar like me putting him off. While enjoying the comedy, I plan to consume a variety of alcoholic beverages and with any luck I hope to finish the night by participating in some bedroom athletics with at least two beautiful, oiled up, bi-sexual Latino ladies, preferably three. Anyway, that's it, time to fuck off. Its all go. Hope you enjoy episode 32, Love Basil. Wednesday, December 31
Happy New Year
by
basil bottler
on Wed 31 Dec 2008 16:54 GMT
What a year its been... a shit one, that's what. Never mind, I am nothing if not an optimist (mostly nothing) so I'm expecting 2009 to be much better. So right now I predict that by this time next year, I will have orbited the earth in my manure powered space rocket and The Basil Bottler Show will be No 1 in the itunes podcast comedy chart. Happy New Year. Saturday, December 20
episode 31 the christmas special
by
basil bottler
on Sat 20 Dec 2008 19:23 GMT
It's out and It's long... yes I'm talking about my cock, but it also applies to episode 31 of the basil bottler show (christmas special).
It is a joint effort... Craig with the effort and me with the joint. Thanks to Craig Williams for his contributions and help on this podcast. Craig's own podcast can be found at http://www.craig.libsyn.com Please subscribe/download the basil bottler show on itunes, I want to be in the itunes top 1000. Merry Christmas love basil. Tuesday, November 11
episode 30 is out now
by
basil bottler
on Tue 11 Nov 2008 00:13 GMT
Episode 30 is out now. Get it on itunes.
Thats it really, I'm not any good at this blog stuff. I'm off tomorrow morning for a weeks holiday in Wales. That really is it.  1 AttachmentsSunday, October 26
Emergency interim podcast
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basil bottler
on Sun 26 Oct 2008 08:38 GMT
Today, under torturous circumstances of enormous proportions, I have somehow managed to put out an emergency interim basil bottler show podcast.
I do not want to exaggerate, but the fact that I have done it is a fucking miracle. To recover from the effort, I intend to advertise for three blonde swedish women to gang-bang me. The basil bottler show (emergency interim podcast) is available on itunes. Tuesday, October 14
bollocks
by
basil bottler
on Tue 14 Oct 2008 21:29 BST
Its all gone a bit shit.
I just started my website and this blog when all of a sudden my computer blew up, completely bollocked. I'm not sure what this blog is for, how do I find out? Episode 30 of the basil bottler show will be a bit delayed due to technical problems. I'm on youtube playing the bongos. Time for some trifle. Over and out. Saturday, October 4
Conceited Twat
by
basil bottler
on Sat 04 Oct 2008 13:56 BST
I have started my own website at www.basilbottler.com
and this blog - what a conceited twat I am. |
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